Amy Ramdass, romantic stories and poetry

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So...um...do you like Amy's cyber world?

Seriously, what do you think of Amy's need to know whether her 'Website of the Damned' rocked or sucked?

pathetic	(0 %)
insane	(0 %)
depressing	(0 %)
What the??? She must be nuts!!!	(0 %)
Seriously, she needs to get a life...well...umm...other than her Underworld life...	(0 %)
er..um...it sounds like a normal need to me...evil laughter	(100 %)

When she was a wee little lass, what did Amy yearned to be?

Well, if she had known normal people wrote books she would have become one too!!!	(0 %)
She dreamed of being a nurse but when she heard there was...umm...some blood involved, she realized she'd rather shoot herself than go out on that limb.	(0 %)
She wanted to teach until she found out the whole bloody universe is already a teacher.	(0 %)
She fantasized of becoming superwoman until she discovered 'super work' is actually required.	(0 %)
Wtf? Who cares? She was destined to be a Jill of all trades, mistress of none...er...not even the devil.	(0 %)
Well...um...she considered a spy mission but they rejected her 'license to kill' application after they gathered evidence they were also on her hit list.	(100 %)

Which is the most Amyfective way to deal with telemarketers?

Amy usually lets out a loud sniff before telling her hellish telemarketers stalkers that she has no time and no money. (It's the truth, dammit!!! What??? You think she makes money writing funny polls????)	(67 %)
She huffs loudly and then tells them they called the wrong country, a place where telemarketers get halved, quartered and drawn before being shot triple times above the neck!!!	(0 %)
She whispers loudly that she doesn't even live there, she is just the burglar and then casually she asks them for their home address.	(0 %)
She tries to sell them her liver limited time offer (after all isn't that what they are after???)	(17 %)
She tells them she would never shoot telemarketers but she would love to get her hands on their leader.	(0 %)
She lets the Devil do the talking?( he is a sucker for buying the souls of pushy and persistent bee-ings :-)	(17 %)

Contrary to popular beliefs, Amy actually lives for house chores...er...'cept for cooking...

Amy Ramdass does housework? Are we on the same planet or did I get transferred to another universe the moment I wasn't looking?	(0 %)
Duh. Amy Ramdass would never claim such a thing and sides, a little birdie told me she hates housework!!!	(0 %)
Ha! Amy Ramdass is the most spoiled female ever. I just know!!! Trust me on this!!!	(0 %)
Its true. Amy actually enjoys housework and she can cook to save other people's lives. So there. And sides, if she's spoiled, she spoiled herself. Duh	(0 %)
The only housework Amy does is probably swiffering. Don't get her started if you don't want her swiffering the entire universe.	(0 %)
Her swiffer is practically dating her full time. Hussy!!! No, not her, the bloody Swiffer!!!	(100 %)

What do you think of Amy's Tall Tales and Stories High?

Hilarious and entertaining (If you pick this answer, Amy will touch your feet...er...yike!!! non-literally speaking!!!)	(100 %)
Boring and dull (Go ahead, pick this if you want to be on Amy's black list forever)	(0 %)
WTF (Heads up RCMP: Amy's killer instinct is on the loose)	(0 %)
Strange and different (Ah. Not to worry. Amy will let you live. )	(0 %)
Too devilish (Really? Amy thinks you rock!!!)	(0 %)
Um...interesting? (Amy thinks you're boring for choosing such an answer. So there. Now she's even with you!!!)	(0 %)

Amy's fictional heroes are all devilish-made becuz

She's hoping Hades will crown her queen of the underworld. (Grr)	(78 %)
She is trying to bring devilish back...(as if he ever left)	(11 %)
Lucifer wants her to write his story. (Grr)	(0 %)
Duh. She is the devil's advocate and that's that!!!	(0 %)
Wtf? Grr.	(0 %)
All of the above	(11 %)

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the funniest of 'em all????

Amy Ramdass	(100 %)
Totally not Amy Ramdass	(0 %)
The Devil, Lucifer, Hades, Satan, Whatever	(0 %)
amy's website-of- the- damned.	(0 %)
Thou, O Queen-ly reader, art the funniest of all	(0 %)
O kingly King, though funny ye be, Amy is funnier by far to me...	(0 %)

Which of the following comes close to describing Amy (feel free to roll your eyes at any point :)

Amy is high on...